Sometimes when you cry,
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you’re in pain,
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes when you’re worried,
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes when you’re happy,
no one sees your smile.
But fart just ONE time,
And everybody knows!!
We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’
“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’
Jared Leto just accepted an award for playing a trans woman and did not mention trans people even once.
"To those of you out there who have ever felt injustice because of who you are or who you loved, tonight I stand here in front of the world with you and for you."
People on this website find just about anything to whinge about. Wow.
I think even if he didnt talk about that it wasn’t a problem at all, because it was okay to him playing the trans person - and the more you need to talk about, the less normal it is for you. I think that says a lot.