thelovelytempest:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

LMFAO the Hulk one tho

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Anonymous asked:
to take revenge against that anti-cunt anon, you should now draw Vegeta seeing Bulma's ladybits for the first time

stupidoomdoodles:

there you go honey [NSFW]

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Oh my god

This is the best post on tumblr ever

I hear the vagina melody

Chalalalalalala!!!! ♥

Reblog if your penis is perfect.

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japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

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i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Oh my gosh, The Last of Us is such a good game. It’s not typically for me, but I’m screaming and whining so much during this game. The controlleing itself is so hard for me and I’m a real loser in this game, but only watching the events happen and seeing this incredible scenery is just… wow.

fearless-wishing:

I’m debating whether or not to delete all my social media (Instagram, Twitter, snapchat, etc) because I really don’t give a shit about anyone except like 2 people. I start college on Monday & I want to make new accounts & follow people I meet along the way. Ehh should I? 😁

I think quitting the social media stuff can be a really good change, especially when you are not distracted so much anymore. Go for it and reduce the new one for the platform you use the most to socialize with your new classmates.

officialjeffgoldblum:

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

non-practicing bisexual

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chevistianofficialsite:

MLP ff 8 part 6- done! by andypriceart

Oooooooooooooh :O Wonderful! Loooove the lines so much >_<

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bloodbabe2003:

fancypancakes:

fourofthem:

facebooksexism:

xmermaidkhaleesix:

can we just.

i am so happy i have a GIRLfriend.

I wear makeup when I feel cute and pretty and happy with looking girlie.

When I don’t, I cant be arsed.

When I wear makeup I get “but you’re so much prettier this way why dont you wear it more often!”

When I don’t, I get “ARE YOU SICK ARE YOU OKAY?”

Fuck all y’all, I wear makeup for me. And if I could, I’d wear fucking ZOMBIE makeup to work. Cause that’s how I feel at work.

God, this discussion will last forever and ever right?
Those guys who think we’ll only do it for them… who are you? Do you ever read your own words? Do you shave for us? Do you wear the sexy suits in the clubs for us? Do you drink the beer… for us? No? Right! You wear or drink or whatever for YOURSELF. Makeup is FUN. Makeup is ART. Makeup is embracing the inner beauty, it’s a hobby, it’s a passion. Sure, it can be a mask sometimes, but at least insecure girls/boys can feel a little more self confident with that makeup on. They make themselves prettier on days when they feel horrible. HOW CAN THAT BE EVEN A BAD THING. And if you don’t like it, LOOK THE FUCK AWAY. Look - the fuck - away.

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Damn, I’m so clumsy when I eat my cereals :P

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

bound2014:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah oh god

This is So true

I KNOW" is the answer to so many compliments AHAHAHAHAHA

*screams*

*so damn proud of my zodiac*

(Capricorns are normally very convinced about their talents and efforts once they lose their insecurity. Then it’s no self confidence but narcissism :P ) xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

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khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

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