Damn, I’m so clumsy when I eat my cereals :P

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

bound2014:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah oh god

This is So true

I KNOW" is the answer to so many compliments AHAHAHAHAHA

*screams*

*so damn proud of my zodiac*

(Capricorns are normally very convinced about their talents and efforts once they lose their insecurity. Then it’s no self confidence but narcissism :P ) xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

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khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

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buzzfeed:

A look into the experiences of bisexual women who happened to fall in love with men

Graphics by Chris Ritter

Reblogging this again because it’s so important.

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orgasmictipsforgirls:

orphan black is on an orange background
orange is the new black is on a blue background
rookie blue is on a purple background

why would you do this to me

(Source: eightieskidd)

cameron-stewart:

Here’s a Batgirl piece I did for fun! I’ll probably make a print of it. 

tiberiusclaudiusmaximus:

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

Niiice

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via briannacherrygarcia)

letusdotherp:

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:

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I̯͙͓̙ ̥͍̯̲w͕̩̞il͇͚̞̮̱͓ḽ̱̬ ̪̟͚͖̖̪c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕

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antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

(Source: antifeministyellowfang, via vintage-groom)

swanqueenandrizzles:

benefits of being a lesbian

  • soft
  • cuddles
  • girls
  • calm
  • soft
  • girls

downsides

  • she won’t kill the spider either

But we can scream together. xD

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As soon as I’m back from Canada and got my desired pair of shoes and that great leather purse I was looking for so long, I’m gonna buy some dinosaur fabric and ask mom if she can make a dress out of it for me :3